God never meant me to cook good food. When it comes to spices, herbs, flavors and proteins, I’m a major disaster. I mean major. My home economics teacher recognized this when I put tablespoons of oregano in her braised radishes instead of the teaspoons she specified. (Who braises radishes anyway?) My husband figured it out the night I added sugar to the meatloaf instead of salt. He thanked me for inventing meat cake and took me out for a burger instead. The fact is, the kitchen never excited me as much as the printed page does. So instead of cooking the regular way, I cook with words. One thing I have learned is that Great Cooks aren’t Born, They Are Made. Julia Child had to go to school, August Escoffier learned through an apprenticeship, and Justin Wilson was taught by his mother. The same goes for cooking with words. All writers start out as great readers, picking up skills by studying the best. And like all students who’ve watched accomplished teachers, those would-be creators studied their texts, picked up their tools and concocted….horrendous messes. Good books and teachers can help you get started but nothing is a substitute for…